like a fat kid on a smartie....

I have to admit, when this is all over, I'm going to miss it....
anyone in for double or nothing?

It's the Final Countdown...

Well this whole crazy thing is finally coming to a close. For most of you, there's only one week left but everyone is now less then two weeks from the final weigh-in.

Any thoughts on how this should go down? Should we keep all the results basically secret until the very end or post them as they come in?

Also, on the Thursday night when Laura and I weigh-in to officially end the competition, we were thinking that we should all get together at the funeral home for the prize presentation and quite possibly some gorging on Dairy Queen cake or Blizzards...

Don't worry JP, we can go roller-blading after that if you want.

A side of JP...

So, my family and I were enjoying a relaxing swim at the TLTC on Sunday night when JP and family showed up. Wow...I mean being proud of your body is one thing but neon is so 1980's!

I guess I should thank my lucky stars that the hairy gene skipped me!

You be the judge.

Jamie’s girlfriend (cant think of her name right now) was over on the weekend complaining that she couldn’t tell if she’d made any progress.Take a look at her before and after pics and you be the judge.

I found this picture in a box of old photos Jamie had, and, uh....

Thanks for not embarrassing me with that picture,,,, but I can tell you digitally altered it… I have WAY more hair then that… not to mention the acne.
p.s. Stu you can gain all the weight you want…. as long as it muscle.

because it's really funny

trip photos

cancer of the skin

well we are back in competition mode, after melting away the pounds in the Dominican. Thankfully all those mango daquiris i was drinking had no alcohol in them (false advertising...no wonder i wasn't getting drunk) or i may have packed on more pounds.
And someone please tell me how long until the family members remember who I am? I was the one at Stu and Sandra's wedding, remember?

True love of my life.

Ahh Meghan.... the one that got away... we'd have this thing wrapped up.

Almost dodged that bullet...

Thank goodness the prize for the couple that loses the most is up for debate! Protein shakes gone (horribly) wrong.
Hey Stu, subtle edit to your posting, too bad it came just a little too late!

"God has sent Hurricane Chris to punish you and Andrea for gloating about your trip."
Andrea??? well they do say the lord works in mysterious ways.

como estas bitches

Eating and drinking our all-inclusive faces off in the Dominican. At least when we aren't sleeping or running on the beach Baywatch-style. We may be coming back fatter, but we'll have killer tans! We'll take skin cancer over $550 any day. Mango Daquiri anyone? Don't mind if I do...

8 weeks of Hollywood.

"The Hollywood 48 Hour Miracle Diet disrupts your regular food intake while cleansing your digestive system. The juice is a blend of natural fruit juices, enzymes and minerals which in combination acts as a mild laxative to flush out your system"

and before you know it...

a word of advice: tuna subs are NOT the healthy choice you might think they are.

and that's what i might look like once i start using my NEW GYM MEMBERSHIP

this is hot.

Ah geez...i was trying to spare myself some humiliation.
I think I need to win this thing just to pay the growing grocery bill from buying ALL fruits and veggies.

Just to keep everything on the level… (and for all those who didn’t have the opportunity to opt out) here is the missing #
Laura % 68